January 2011
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Relavent
Accurate. This is me.
And I always check on her.
Until the next girl writes on his wall.
HAHAHAHAHA :D Everythng in this post is ME…and I am way hotter than her, plus I am like 50 lbs skinnier than her :D
“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like harry potter, grab my wand i’m out the door, i’m gonna kill voldemort. Before i leave grab my glasses and say bye to hagrid, ‘cause when i apparate out the room i ain’t comin’ back. I’m talkin’ droppin’ out of hogwarts (warts), lookin’ for horcruxes (es), goin’ to godric’s hollow (low). Drop toppin’, bill and fleur getting married, death eaters lookin’ for me, neville’s gonna behead nagini. Don’t stop, make it pop, wait for voldie to show up. Tonight i’mma fight ‘til he loses to the light. Don’t stop, make it pop, elder wand will not stop me, oh whoa oh oh! Oh whoa oh oh!”
—Google (via lelouisvuitton)
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
